Living the dream
The ban of Four Loko is starting to get to everyone.
(insert pun)
If you are this guy, life is pretty simple.
Don’t worry little one. Somewhere in another galaxy, there’s a boy, dressed just like you, doing the same thing, feeling the same loneliness. Till you meet that guy, stay awesome.
I want me some cute bacon.
The golden apple (Der goldene Apfel)
Apparently once you reach the inner circle of the Russian Mafia you are presented with a golden Kalashnikov, for your service in the force of the criminal underbelly of mother Russia. Weirdly the late Saddam Hussein was a receiver of such a gift.
So when do you get a golden Macbook?
You know what, I bet Bill Gates got one for his services to Apple.
He probably goes into a secret chamber every morning before he drives to work and cuddles with it.
I like my squirrel melts straight off the tree…
One must simply watch this movie.
